THE DREADED SYMPTOMS OF COMMISSIONITIS!

THE DREADED SYMPTOMS OF COMMISSIONITIS!

 

Are you feeling achy, weepy and low?  Do you have a headache that just won't go away?  Perhaps your symptoms are not from your typical bacterial infection or viral infection.  You may be coming down with the dreaded ..... Commissionitis!

Here are some signs and symptoms to be on the lookout for:

  • Diminished paychecks resulting in major headaches.
  • Clients negotiating for your hard earned money resulting in clinched fists and pulsing temples.
  • Closings from hell resulting in high blood pressure and night sweats.
  • Additional fees cutting chunks from your commission resulting in watery, runny eyes and nose.
  • Disappearing clients after spending huge amounts of time resulting in the hysterical agent syndrome!

If you are experiencing any of the signs and symptoms above, you most likely are suffering from Commissionitis!

If you find yourself in the midst of this horrible syndrome, here are few things to help you feel better soon:

  • Purchase a punching bag and use it daily!
  • Buy a lot of Calgon - soak your body whenever necessary and often!
  • Wine can be prescribed to drink to diminish many of the nasty symptoms.
  • If wine does not do the trick - find a happy hour and attend immediately.
  • If all else fails - climb into bed and pull covers firmly over the head. 

Don't allow Commissionitis to continue as it will result in the most dreadful of all - the COMMISSIONECTOMY!  Aaaaagggggghhhhh!

     Magnolia Realty Granbury    

"Have you fully lived today?"

   Paula L. McDonald ~ REALTOR®

       Managing Broker ~ Granbury, Texas 

 936-203-0279 Direct

Selling Hood County and surrounding areas!

PaulaMcDonald@MagnoliaRealty.com 

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